Hans Gerzlich - I Remembered Myself as Younger

Hans Gerzlich is horrified to discover that he was born in the same year as... old people. The ad breaks in his favourite TV show no longer feature tempting aftershaves and sleek sports cars - now it's Granufink, Voltaren and heat patches. Fifty on the outside, twenty on the inside, he wonders: "When does life finally begin?" - and then another "Personal Pension Statement" lands in the letterbox.

This freshly minted Best Ager has done the maths: if he retires at 67, he can live quite comfortably on his pension for eleven days. Hence his hopes for a deposit increase on glass bottles. This cabaret show will have you in stitches - whether you're 50, once were, or are planning to get there eventually.

Fair warning: you'll leave two hours older and with considerably more laugh lines than you arrived with.