Ines Procter - I don't Kehr

"So ein Draag" is finally fully "Verputzt" - and with that, the first two solo shows of Ines Procter versus her nutty cleaning lady alter ego are wrapped up.

In her new show "I don't kehr!", both are back at it again: Ines and the cleaning lady are just glad they have each other and can share the workload.

Having reached the "prime of wear and tear", the mind is finally sorted and everything is neatly filed away - but that's exactly when the body starts falling apart on the outside, which feels completely back-to-front.

The upside of "advancing age" is that you simply start thinking: "I don't kehr!" - Franconian dialect for "I couldn't care less!" - because not everything is worth the fuss. Where you used to be constantly in the fast lane, you now enjoy letting others overtake, or sometimes even make a spontaneous U-turn.

We'll talk about the pitfalls and physical changes of life over 50, dating on the bargain shelf, the courage to leave gaps - especially for yourself - and quite a bit more... Because even if silence is golden, I do enjoy a chat with silverfish :) ... but most of all, of course, with you.

Look forward to fresh observations from everyday life - and absolutely zero words about politics, because you really can't make it funnier than it already is. As you can see, there's plenty to sweep up... everyone in front of their own door... but this evening I'll make sure everything is clean and fun.