Steffen Möller - PRESIDENT OF POLSCHLAND

Steffen Möller

President of Polschland

I have founded a new country! Polschland is the perfect homeland for everyone who has spent years commuting between Germany and Poland and no longer knows where they truly belong. The endless comparing stops here - in Polschland, only the best of both countries exists: culinarily, culturally, and linguistically. Together we will build paradise on earth: German currywurst and Polish pierogi, German planning and Polish improvisation. I myself serve as President (for life), while my audience acts as Parliament, tasked with deciding many controversial questions: Should we adopt the German afternoon quiet hour and the Polish motorway speed limit? Do we split the bill at restaurants or pay together? And when do we shower - morning or evening?

At the end, we will all sing the new national anthem, which I commissioned from a very well-known composer. Tears of joy are guaranteed!

Note: also suitable for people who have never been to Poland and simply want to escape Germany. In Polschland, you will see what a perfect country looks like...