Rolf Miller - Ich sag nix!

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Nobody says nothing quite as beautifully as Rolf Miller. The press calls it a "shining hour of stuttering and stumbling"... one you can't stop laughing at, which means you barely notice the abysses Miller is quietly papering over.

Always indirect, always incidental, almost detached - this brilliant satirist slips us the meaningless void of our existence with a brutal instinct for the unspoken. Don't live your life, dream your dream, because the destination is in the way. - Uh, what!? - Exactly. Miller shows you the dream of your goals.

But does "ICH SAG NIX" also stand for "is everything still allowed to be said?" - "When women argue, the devil sits in the corner and takes notes." Are we still allowed to laugh at that? Or is it being censored by 3 Sat, Pro 7 and the rest out of political hypercorrectness, because the fun police there no longer understand satire thanks to intellectual self-mutilation? Is the critic from the moose one himself today? Add to that the lightning-fast offence taken by certain groups the moment they become the punchline. Always only at the others, right? Or is Miller himself too cowardly, dodging the issue, preferring to say nothing voluntarily? He doesn't need some uptight system-conformist to silence him...

No: Rolf Miller couldn't care less. On the contrary - everyone has the right to be insulted, mocked, and roughed up. It's a matter of style how the cruelties that sweeten our lives are administered. We forgive Miller the poison - he can't help it. It stays dark, it stays mean. The HOW matters, not the WHAT. The satisfying disgust goes on. If you have a problem with the following sentences, you'd better skip Miller's show: Family planning is always hostage-taking and blackmail rolled into one / When the BMI is higher than the IQ / No means no, but yes means yes / What was the mood like in the GDR: kept within limits / Not every Arab is a terrorist, but every terrorist is an Arab / Sperm donors:Esses

So, maybe just...