Achtsam Morden durch bewusste Ernährung - by Karsten Dusse. Stage adaptation by Bernd Schmidt

Thanks to mindfulness, Björn Diemel has found his centre. The trouble is, the edges of his body keep drifting further away from it. Björn realises that inner stillness and a lack of exercise are two very different things.

When strangers attempt to kidnap his daughter, his considerable bulk makes it a struggle to chase them off. So Björn enlists Joschka Breitner as a coach to guide him through the principles of conscious eating. He dives into the world of therapeutic fasting and nutritional building blocks - and has yet to discover how wonderfully diet, relaxation, and the release of violent fantasies can be combined.