Jochen Malmsheimer - "Statt wesentlich die Welt bewegt, hab ich wohl nur das Meer gepflügt"

The title of Jochen Malmsheimer's new show goes back to Simon Bolivar, who - if you believe the internet, and far too many people do these days - spent a long time living with Jean-Paul Sartre. Then again, it may have been Simone Signoret who lived with Sartre. Or perhaps Sartre lived alone, though permanently in his boudoir.

Or maybe Sartre lived with nobody at all - except perhaps a Beaujolais and a few tokens. Gitanes. Who can say? And, more to the point, why?

This programme, which may not fill a morning but will certainly fill an evening, features neither eland antelopes nor bromeliads nor other sweet-grass relatives, because those - quite rightly - are strictly protected. Beyond various other oddities, it tackles the fundamental error of cycling, the rarity of art, art's mysterious relationship with the moon, and other large and medium-sized questions - all very rigorously.

But as always and everywhere, the same rule applies: what really happens, only the wind knows!