Wischmeyers ZELTMISSION 2026

For years now, a fixture of late summer: WISCHMEYERS ZELTMISSION, the annual reckoning with everyday madness! The material never runs dry for this keen observer and meticulous chronicler of the times - the world of the clueless and the absurd keeps churning out fresh oddities. Not just the to-go or vegan kind. The perfectly ordinary kind too.

WISCHMEYERS ZELTMISSION 2026 is a voluntary vaccination against daily insanity. The dose is administered in a single evening and provides protection for a full year.