Christine Prayon - "Abschiedstour"

Want to know what you're getting for your money? Of course - here goes. (Reading time: 9 seconds)

christine prayon will not be doing cabaret in the conventional sense. Pure criticism of the status quo no longer interests her unless alternatives and utopias are part of the conversation too. She also thinks it's high time someone saved the world. That said, what she cannot do - and has absolutely no desire to do - is sit at a piano and sing about so-called women's issues. She is entirely the wrong person for that. If that's what you're expecting, you'll be bitterly disappointed. Better to expect nothing at all, because your viewing habits will be subverted regardless. Oh, and Birte Schneider won't be on stage tonight either. Who even is that?

So now you know what you won't be getting. No more will be revealed here, but Christine Prayon has something to say to you personally:

Dear audience! With "Abschiedstour" I'm going all in on big feelings - after spending years in my first show "Die Diplom-Animatöse" betting on the small ones (since people ask: a small feeling is, say, a moderate fondness for a fairly good acquaintance). If feelings matter to you, but you also enjoy a bit of thinking as a way to unwind, this is the show for you. It will be my last. Get your tickets while you can.

Maybe the word "Abschiedstour" triggers bewilderment, sadness, or even panic in you. That's fine. That's exactly what my management and I intended. A farewell multiplies the market value of this cabaret product through emotional charge - several times over. It doesn't matter what kind of farewell it is: is Christine Prayon leaving the stage? Possibly. A woman past her mid-forties is an aesthetic provocation, and she withdraws when her audi...